Right now there is not much to say about myself. I am just another
Admin-Guy, who loves to work with OpenBSD and sometimes Linux Systems. I am
really into Python programming and also I love playing Yo-yo.
All the Articles you can view in my wiki are either written or translated
by myself, this is kind of the stuff i do in my free time. So I can not exclude
any typing or Translation/Grammar errors.
Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
Fuck the good old days, who needs 'em?
But that's what's great about being evil... you can do whatever you want!
Corruption empowers; absolute corruption empowers absolutely.
The only thing I ever asked of this world is that I die for something, not of something.
Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
God! What is your childhood trauma?
Ah, my life is not entertaining enough. Let's cause more mental disorders.
The truth is five but men have only one name for it.
No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
We're high on postmodern philosophy, the intellectual equivalent of glue sniffing... have some!
I think sex is fun and that you don't have to be in love to enjoy it. If that makes me a terrorist, FINE.
Fishing, v.: A jerk on one end, waiting for a jerk on the other.
Make tea not love.
The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
In the shit, the gold.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
Nothing is more new than blue.
Their actions are the symptoms. Your society is the disease.
100% of people who use statistics in casual conversations are annoying.
Aarrghhhh! Soylent Green is... is... hmm... actually rather tasty!
Freedom's just another word for one more way to get fucked.
Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
I sold my soul to the devil but didn't get paid or anything. He said it'd be good experience.
I have nothing to say and I'm saying it now.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
Whenever I hear a programmer mention the word "creativity", I reach for my revolver.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way. Wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
In order to understand tail-recursion, one must last understand tail-recursion.
Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
Success comes from standing out, not fitting in.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
You can't tell anybody anything.
Life is what happens while you're waiting for the sweet release of death.
C++: Where friends have access to your private members.
I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.
If you are a fatalist, what can you do about it?
Chaos is the score upon which reality is written
When we die, I believe we go to a better place. Nowhere.
Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.
Don't believe everything you think.
VEILS EVILS ELVIS LIVES
If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.
Time flies when you're sick and psychotic.
God hates flags.
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
We talk in the dark as we fall asleep, and we are objects in the night sky outside of time.
Every day the world descends further into chaos and it's only going to get harder to find a good spot to watch from.
If you don't eat people, they'll eat you.
I could drink me under the table.
Talking to oneself, I have often thought, is the best way to be sure of intelligent and witty conversation.
If you really want to enslave people, tell them you are going to give them total freedom.
I'm a software guy at heart. Things that actually exist make me nervous.
Never question the truth of what you fail to understand, for the world is full of wonders.
There seems no plan because it is all plan.
We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
We don't need weapons, my little angel of death. We have science.
We are the universe, trying to understand itself.
if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
Have a good day, or die.
it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
Stop believing, start thinking.
You're paranoid for a reason.
F(n) = O(r+d)
Fight apathy or don't.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
- For my next trick I will make everyone understand me.
- The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.
- Hey, man, I think it's great that we're all terrorists. You guys wanna go do some terror with me?
- I mean, if I wanna jack off over a dismembered corpse, it's not gonna be that one.
- God, I'd given my life to be dead.
- Eris, Eros, Ares: the three Gods who will fuck you up for fun.
- When Aphrodite lies around naked in a giant shell she's a "goddess" but when I do it I'm "drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium".
- Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.
- Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- All great changes are preceded by chaos.
- Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- When the going gets tough, the tough use duct tape.
- WHO? IS? NUMBER? NONE?
- Sex doesn't ruin friendships, people ruin friendships.
- If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. - Edsger Dijkstra
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